Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
Submitted by theshapeofeight
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
MY HERO
he is not embarrassing. HE IS AWESOME.
I didn’t notice at first, but he only has one leg and holy shit dude, THIS GUY IS AWESOME, OK?!!!
^THAT
oh god the toilet one killed me
(Source: thighrabanks)
REBLOG. Go to your profile then CLICK THE PICTURE.
EPIC. >:D
6828 bitcheessssss
9180 until rage quit
This is epicnessTHIS IS HILARIOUS.
18,645 LIKE A BOSS
this better be the best shit i have ever seen in my life.
22,812.
21.480 (puerta3)
O_O
26,743
LOL EAT MY FOREVER ALONE DUST
I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME
Fuck me now (yotit)
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Playing freeze tag with the friends…
You got the people that are never frozen:
The people that are ALWAYS frozen
The people that move even when they’re frozen
And then theres me…..
Submitted by poeticsexmusic
(Source: niggarachithebigdickbandit)
killed me
I barely ever laugh out loud at my computer, but this just did it.
haha omg. :D amazing.
Bringing this back too
Come to think of it.. Rebecca Black didn’t brush her teeth. She just woke up, ate a bowl of cereal and left home. That dirty skank.
Submitted by -awkwardkatie:
At least Ke$ha brushed her teeth with a bottle of jack, classy bitch.
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